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Adulations and Congratulations! Sound a Joyous Call Across this fine Nation!


The First Issue of Funwater Awesome is here!

Funwater Awesome is the creation of me, Zach Mandeville. It is 80 pages of pocket sized goodness. Two short stories(full of love, boredom, and ghosts) three or four thought-provoking essays(about candy, roadkill, assy pants, and inbred Sunday Walkers) and fantastic black and white pictures by the one, the only, the lovely and talented, LINDSEY CARR!

Each issue is hand bound by yours truly into a hand made, full colour, photo quality cover!

And! That is NOT ALL! With each zine comes a Caramel Apple Sucker! Just cos you're a cool person!


The zine is three dollars. Which may seem like a lot, but kinko's is fucking expensive these days and I'd like to at least cover the costs.

But!

Stories and pictures, essays and suckers, all for only three dollars! Plus knowing you supported me and Lindsey, we who supported you through all your dark, difficult times.


If you'd like a copy of Funwater Awesome Issue One just send a friendly letter and 3 dollars(well-concealed) in cash to:

Zach Mandeville
613 Ensley Lane SE
Tumwater, WA 98501



About the money: It may seem stupid to send cash through the mail, but it really is pretty safe. As long as you wrap it in the letter, have it covered by a sheet or two of paper, no one will notice it in the envelope. Also, don't send coins cos they can rattle or tear the paper. But cash, wrapped in a letter, is safe, fun, and sexcellent.


So that's all there is guys! Three dollars sent to me and I send a labor of love right back to you!

Order Yours Today!

A) First, recommend to me:
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3. a musical artist, song, or album:

(B) I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want (You may post anonymously, I will reply).

(C) Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends to ask you anything.

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hey everybody! I havne't updated on this side of Sunday! I want you to know i update fairly regularly on diaryland at anokaville.diaryland.com . I neglect this and I am sorry. But no one else should. How is everyone?

i hate fucking live journal. it goddamn updates for no fuking reason and erases my work. i write stuff, i click on the mood button, and everything is deleted. fucking assholes.

So here i am again writing. I should probably start my englsih homework, but i'd rather do this. haha, story of my life.

So yeah, Dad's still angry at me. And it's such a stupid reason too. I think he just likes to be angry. Oh, how much fun it is coming home to that.

Why won't he like me?

but hey! it's not all bad. today in Fatty Reynold's class we were assigned projects and my project buddy is Cameron Mitchell! Cameron! oh, you can bet i'm going to be wearing my star-shirt tomorrow, see how he sees me then. Probably still as ugly and fat. my arms are so goddamned flabby.

Sometimes i just hate this town,a dn this life, and myself. But then, i don't k now, there's good in it too. y'know.

Oh, my god seth was so cute tonight! message me if you watched the OC too. god, Christmanka! hilarious.

And I got the new Jason Mraz album. Fantastic, a little mellower than i expected. He has such a fantastic voice(and is a cutie too!)

Well, brandon wnats to use the computer. so i guess i better get off. cos brandon gets what he wants.

5 more years. five more years and then it's linfield.

Hi everybody! this is my first entry. trying it out, i am.